Sunday, November 4, 2012

YOU'RE SO DUMB


(sung to the tune of “You’re so Vain" by Carly Simon)

Dedicated to Millard Mitt Romney

You walked into the party like you had always been on the right,
Your thoughts strategically hidden from all eyes,
Your disdain was hot that night,
You had one eye in the mirror as you jumped into the fight,
And all the nuts dreamed that you’d be their partner,
You'd be their partner, and...

You're so dumb, you probably think this race is about you,
You're so dumb, I'll bet you think this race is about you,
Don't you? Don't You?

You had us all several years ago when we were still quite naive,
Well you said that we had such a pretty state
And that you would never leave
But you lied away the things you said and headed for the door,
We had some dreams, and they put you in office
Put you in office, put you in office…

You're so dumb, you probably think we’re going to elect you,
You're so dumb, I'll bet you think we’re going to elect you,
Don't you? Don't You? Don't You?

You had some dreams and they sent you to D.C.,
Sent you to D.C., and...

You're so dumb, you probably think your lies will just sail through,
You're so dumb, I'll bet you think your lies will just sail through,
Don't you? Don't You?

Well I hear you went up to find a partner and Ryan naturally won,
Then you lied about his evil Medicare plans
And said you cared about everyone,
Well you're who you should be all the time,
And when you’re not you try
To change your opinions so you fit in,
Opinions so you fit in...

You're so dumb, you probably think this race is about you,
You're so dumb, I'll bet you think this race is about you,
Don't you? Don't You? Don't you?

You're so dumb, you probably think we can’t see right through you
You're so dumb, you probably think we can’t see right through you

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